25 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE ONLINE TOO MUCH...

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud.
3. You find yourself trying to cock your head 90 degrees when you smile.
4. You have to get a 2nd phone line just so you can order pizza.
5. You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer.
6. Your kids are eating cereal morning, noon, and night.
7. When looking at signs, you wonder why they are always "yelling" at you.
8. When at work, your boss constantly reminds you that the word "i" should be capitalized.
9. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by hand.
10. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
11. You stop speaking in full sentences.
12. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences.
13. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
14. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
15. You double click your TV remote.
16. Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your sleep instead of talking.
17. You dream in "text".
18. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
19. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your own profile to see who you are.
20. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
21. You type faster than you think.
22. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
23 . When someone asks, "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll up!"
24. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.
25. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.

Funny :)

Dracula decides to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. The rules were simple. The bat who drinks the most blood would be the winner. He selects his three top bats to compete.
So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family."
"Very good," says Dracula....
The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies, "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children."
"Impressive," Dracula replies.
Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe.
Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked.
And the bat replies. "Do you see that tower?"
Dracula replies, "Yes."


And the bat says, "Well, I didn't."

A nice evening

We had a nice time at Lauren's first birthday party last night. She's a little cutiepie. Took a few pic's that you can view here if you wish. Not many this time lol.


I just read this joke on my local radio station's Facebook and thought it was very good. so I copied it.
Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called maris piper
Of course, they wanted the best for maris
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and would end-up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
She said don’t worry I won’t become a Couch Potato
When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told her to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent maris piper to Blackpool P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.
But in spite of all they did for her, one-day maris came home and announced she was going to marry john motson
john motson are you joking
They told maris she couldn't possibly marry john motson because he's just...are you ready for this?




A COMMONTATER...


LOL. That's so funny! Love it.
Right I'm off to make a new Desktop Background with Suzanne's Gorjuss new Valentine girls woop!
They're very cute and a bit different to her usual girls. Be back later :)

This is so funny :-)

My nephew just sent me this in an email. I've never seen it before and found it very funny. Hope you do too!


The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'.. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'...

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl..

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.